Slice of Life

A conversation with myself that took place about 30 minutes ago.

 BLUE is Me.  PINK is... also me.

Me: So maybe we should post a blog entry today.

me: I don't wanna!

Me: What are you talking about you don't wanna?  I always come up with the good ideas anyway!

me: Nooo, it's always me!

Me: Really.  Then who came up with the idea of posting about sunglasses?

me: ummm...maybe it might have been... okay you!!  But I came up with the idea of a diary!

Me: No that was me too.

me: Wah!  Leaaaammeeee!

Me: Well, here's your chance to come up with something good, okay?

me: fine.  Hows abouts wes starts withs mes-

Me: Come on, stop that's annoying.

me: fine.  First we'll say 'Hey guys, Waaazzzzuuuppp!'

Me: Come on, you know you don't talk that way.

me: How would you know?

Me: Because I am you, you dunce!

me: Oh yeah.  I knew that actually.

Me: Sure you did.  The same way you know what the square root of 169 is. 

me: Prepare to eat your words, or better yet stick them words up your butthole!  It's

12!!

Me: Holy All In The World, you really don't know. 

me: Well whatever.  You know I'm not good at Maths.

Me: Are you kidding me?  You tutor kids in Math!!

me:  That doesn't GUARANTEE that I know what I'm doing.

Me:  *sigh* you're probably right.  Making the world dumber and more immature, on

eight grader at a time.

me: heehee!

Me: Can we get back to talking about the blog entry now?

me: I forget.

Me: Just forget it.  I'll come up with something-like I always do.

me: Are you tryin' ta say that I'm not helpful or somethin'?

Me: No I'm not trying to say anything.  I'm SAYING that you are literally no use to me,

and you are a lazy sack of garbage.

me: Waaaaawaawaaaaaa!!! I hate you!

Me: That's interesting.  Seeing as I'm you, you also hate yourself, do you not?

me: Wha-wait-no- leeeaaameeeee!!!!

Me: If I apologize can we get back to work?

me: I don't know.  Maybe.

Me:  I'm sorry for calling you lazy. 

me: and?

Me: I'm sorry for calling you useless and suggesting that you hate yourself.

me: apology 'cepted.

Me: Woot woot.

me: yay! we're friendlies again!!

Me: Cool, now can we get back on topic?

me: What were we talkin'bout again?  I don't remember.

Me: You know me neither!

me: What you don't know can't hurt you.

Me: please explain to me how that phrase fits into our situation in any way.

me: ...Idunno.

Me: Of course not.

me: Let's talk about TACOS!!!

Me: I hate tacos.

me: Oh yeah, me too.

Me: Then why did you suggest that we have a lengthy discussion about them!!

me: Idunno.

Me: Do you know anything at this point?

me: ummm... I don't like tacos.

Me:  I'm glad that we've gotten that much established.  And since we aren't being

productive in any way shape or form, I'm just gonna go.

me: No! Don't lea- ....

me: nana??

me: nnnaaaaannnnaaaaaa!!!

me:

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A conversation with myself that took place approximately 30 minutes ago.